Just like the character "Drew" in Elizabethtown I have started a new hobby. I am a collector of the "you have no idea what I'm saying right now, do you?" look. There are many varieties of this complicated face maneuver, however there are several guidelines that one must follow in order to achieve the correct perception of those of which this look is directed towards:
- It's essential that the owner of said look is speaking Spanish, otherwise this hobby would not exist.
- The eyes most be open wide, as if one is attempting to communicate telepathically what is not understood orally.
- In addition, and quite naturally, the eyebrows will raise high above the said open eyes. On some occasions, however, the eyebrows may position themselves closer to the eyes. This variety of said look is unique to my collection.
- Said eyebrows must also move closer together, creating a overall feel of sympathy and concern.
- The mouth must remain slightly open. Perhaps the audience is unaware that there is any sound being made at all.
- It is important to be aware that use of this look on a consistent basis can create wrinkles on one's forehead.
It is possible that as the semester progresses my hobby will consequently cease. However, if it is to continue I will have a wonderful and diverse collection by the end of the four months.
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